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Pray. In Seven Words.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009
FelisaLove

Dear God. I'm just checking in. ily.

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Itsnotbeef

Dear God, I'm here. I'm still waiting.

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JenOSaurus

Dear God, please help me help you.

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mom23jedis

Watch over my heart while at war.

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rocksea_yeaaah

What will it take to hear you?

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nixxie92

Why can't I change? Will you help?

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dutchb0y

@earthtoerica It's nice that he's been good to you, he's neglected a few billion, at least.

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FSM

dear god, you have serious problems dude

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voldemort

Are you what we think you are?

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karlajeann

Dear God, Thank you for Love. Amen.

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Adry

Dear God, I need some answers.
(write back)

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StephoFoSho

I want to thank you for everything.

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rmarino85

What can I say, you are God.

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poeticdesires

Please give me strength, courage, and understanding.

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daisy11424

Shemah Israel Adonai Eloheinu, Adonai Echad, Amen

seven words :)

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aarkess

Give me meaning, use me

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suncrofter

Dear God,
OK what's next?
Thanks. Sweet!

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akachicago

Help me not to think this way.

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xbballxbaby21x

Just let me know the endings good.

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lauramike

I am sorry.please forgive. thank you.

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kristinemarie

Help me figure out a solution, please.

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nicoleshubby

God, don't let me waste my life.

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ilikecake

I don't need anything important. Help others.

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cinnamonbuns

Barbara, Evelyn, Iranians, Victor, and me. Please.

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Tcab7

Forgive my sins, live in my heart

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Skydogz

God help me be an agent for good.

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Striflerjn

God, dont let me leave your side

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Harry_Vortex

God, please show me why it happened

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Leah04

God thanks for giving us HOPE!

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IceCreamMan

Look after my family, I'll be fine.

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Vfbenjamin

Thanks for the good and the bad

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treehuggersinc

not my will but Yours be done

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denvermosaic

God, help me love others more than myself

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puredoxyk

Wake me up...any way you choose.

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handy_k

God, please show yourself to end this madness.

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Iwan2ctheworld

God, please fill my Life with happiness.

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Heidi8676

Lord, teach me to be a friend.

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lye_berries

Eyes peeled, heart open. Show me stuff?

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ohitsrebecca

God, please help me love him less.

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UDRF

God, please teach me love and service.

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denmojo

Dear God, thank you for this life.

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katiethoughts

thank you for letting me dream, endlessly.

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mabl8tr

fill and surround me with love PLEASE

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QuoVadimus

Help me to understand, appreciate, and see.

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candymania97

Dear God, thank you for our lives.

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Dougliz

forgive me, love me, save me God!

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Pwnzerfaust

Where did you go?
I needed you.

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dancingfeet

God, I love you. Please help me.

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wanderingWolf

God, help me feel again.

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the_kamikaze_squirrel

We need you, God. Please be there.

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Saintgranola

I praise your unending love for me

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feriscool

Thank you for my wife and children!

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Tammy

Thank you, peace and blessings to all.

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in8a

Please God help me quiet my mind.

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Burch350

Christian God, I'm glad you don't exist.

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braxtonrob

Hallowed be thy name, THY will BE DONE.


(I know that's 8, but its the best I got.)
Best part, IMO, of 'The Lord's Prayer'
Do you all know what it means? Of course you do.

We should all be smart enough to pray for God's will to be done. Not ours.
Your not supposed to pray like.... 'God, please please...give me a Ferrrari' (<--I got that one in under 7 though.)

Ever noticed 'God' and 'good' are practically the same word.
For you none believers in God, a little tip when thinking about us 'believers', just substitute the 'good' for 'God'.
You'll be able to tolerate us much more easily that way. :P

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bzarrogatoh

YO GOD WHERE YOU AT?? LETS HarMONize....

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dianamn

I love You more than life itself.

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Joelle

God, Please cure all sick children. Thanks!

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velvetkiss

Help me be happy with myself please

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emjhae

God, Thank you for my life. Amen

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pinkbayou

Father, we want a family. Help, please!

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DragonHeart

Help me stay strong and focused, always!

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leann67

@thomasknoll so true, just imagine what the world would look like if we did love as God loves.

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leann67

I'm ready show me the way.

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mmmcuppedcakes

I am sorry I turned my back.

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anewby

I know you are listening, thank you

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meghanleen

God, help me make the best decision.

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jhukranti

god, please help my a cappella group

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thomasknoll

If only we could love like you

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julieandcompany

help me accept life on life's terms.

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edensdoor

I pray to be in the right place at the right time.
short version
right place at the right time.

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sandragonfly

Please tell me what is happening here.

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ILikeMints

I'm sick of being a coward, God.

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toddles

Oh God, shine your light upon us!

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joyfed

I know you're not really Morgan Freeman.

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hilaurious

trying to be patient - why no baby?

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tsholo_m

can you please give me a hint?

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thickerthanair

Where do I go from here, God?

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kristinelaine

is that really you in the wind?

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earthtoerica

Thank you, thank you, thank you, God!

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zeejay

I don't like this. Make it stop.

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ViolentBear

Dear Ceiling Cat, I can has cheezburger?

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MrDurden

God, How do I know you're there?

Does a contraction count as one word?

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lijanag

help me relax and let it go

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Trishylouwho

What am I supposed to do now?

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eccho

god, i am so glad you have ignored me so far. imagine how freaked out i would be if i were to star hearing you.

no, in all seriousness:
how about giving some hope, big guy.

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Krystalheart29

Open mine eyes, that I might see...

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editorjackie

Your Name is as ointment poured out.

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Automatic_drip

Help me forget myself. Many are dying.

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frontz

God, why have i grown so numb?

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Einsteinette92

God, I'm scared, please hold my hand.

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sietsema

hey buddy, maybe throw me a bone?

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rhinoglaze

Teach me to exchange doubts for hope.

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hyacinth_girl

please make life better for all people

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IamEgsc

Is it in the whisper or shout?

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mikey0422

God, I wish you'd remember I'm here.

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nmaestas

God, Help me to feel you again

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NaciaSimone

Thank you for life, it is blessed.

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Pascali

You've hopefully got something special in store...

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astroboy

God Isluv and Isluv Isall that MATTERS

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Shawna103

help me understand Your will, not mine

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dutchb0y

Since you're not there, I won't bother.

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tweety

please stop killing the people I love

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ohGODitsREBECCA

flood the world with compassion and understanding

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flux

please help me to always love

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LLJessR

Knock it off please and thank you.

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aaronysasaga

Are you proud of what i've done?

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lauralaurent

God I hope you are not Indifferent

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ajbog

Ummm, helloooo...Is this thing on?

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dingdarling

Am I wrong, or am I okay?

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Fifa

Give me strength...to fix my flaws.

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bosler

In the end, You're all that matters.

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xtinct2

Grant me the strength to serve thee!
:))

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angelofyoureyes

Let me be a channel of blessings

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SarahBon

dear god: Relax a little, will you?

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347

your kingdom come + your will be done

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delicate_faith

Less of me, and more of you.

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StacieLCM

Thank you for loving me this much.

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ctdesigns

Bless my family, my wife, my children.

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jamicam

Let me see things as they are.

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eric33190

me: "why?"

god: "iunno.."

me: "oh.. ok i guess..."

god: "yep"

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katiemdoyle

When will all my questions be answered?

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carlybeee

I'm so very sorry. Please forgive me.

or

Give me the strength to live today.

or

Thank You for Your love for me.

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morgan_emelia

Just let me know what is true.

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ScarCar

Thank you for bringing him to me.

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portablesounds

God, give me the patience to love.

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DillyLlama

Dear Jesus, use me for your glory.

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saralee

please don't let it hurt too bad

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kaylenkeezy

Why do the good die so young?

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Russell

Make me a hollow reed that YOUR grace may flow.

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ksframe

Oh God, I am always your servant.

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icgrayscale

Your kingdom come, Your will be done.

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jot0725

(Please) take care of my friends back home.

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chaotica

I love you, thanks, sorry, please help!

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Wahoo4UVA

Keep up the good work. Thank you!

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ae_sanders

My two most common prayers are 6 words and 7 words.

The 7 words: Please keep my family safe and healthy.

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spongecake

Help me to hear you more clearly

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aBarber

There is no god, so no thanks.

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2theblack

god, i'd be lost without you. thanks.

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puff

Please help me to think good things

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77Flip77

I want to be a better person.

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franela

I can't believe in you anymore.

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cestlavizsla

Who am I, God? God, am I?

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Nesshindo

Not my will but Yours be done

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ZinkyDo

Dear God, thank you for everything. Amen.

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maxness

Lord help me share You with others.

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MFXD

God, please grant me what I need.

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weshoward

God, whatever it takes, bring me closer

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StrictlyJenny

God, why do you seem so inconsistent?

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okimmydee

God, please, just make it go away.

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MElamas

Dear God, please help my troubled friend..

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markpmiles

God, your grace grants me response ability.

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lownsoul

O God, help me share your fragrance.

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MaryHolmes

What have I done for you lately?

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BluesBrogio

God, grant me the power to rock!

wait a minute... maybe I should be asking this to that other guy. The one with horns!

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APBNYC

Don't understand these blessings; thank you anyway.

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EvvAshtangi

God, can I reach you on Twitter?

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piratewife

Give me hope, so I may help.

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paulbowman

Jesus have mercy on me a sinner

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happyhillary

Dear God, Tell Joe I Love Him.

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Murderface

Dear God, it's me, Murderface. What's shakin?

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delightful

God, I don't want to be lost.

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Sturgis

I don't believe that you exsist. Sorry.

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WornRagged

Thanks so much. Wish you were here.

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ASchwab1216

Dear God, please help my friend Patrick

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CoreyLallo

Dude, you are being grossly misrepresented.

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amzolt

God, send peace and tranquility to all...

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annawyoma

Could you please tell me what's right?

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Morningstr313

Dear Lord, keep me focused on you.

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Aviv

Please make sure Steve Jobs is ok

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JB

Bless me father. For I have sinned.

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klee_brickman

dear god, please send jon's parents back.

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ErnieSlim

I like my life without knowing you.

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jedikelly

Got religion? No. I have God instead

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lolagirl2009

Dear God, I'm not worthy to be forgiven. Thanks.

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FailuresArt

Dear God. This isn't going to be easy. I'm leaving you for Science.

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Kiaroux

Make the breadcrumbs a bit more visible

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FailuresArt

Dear God. Satan just poked you on Facebook. Poke him back?

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FailuresArt

Dear God. Wanna get the latest hot celebrity gossip?

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FailuresArt

Dear God. I just got an iphone. This is shit is the bomb. I downloaded the pandora app and I set up a MGMT channel.

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drmanxz

I want to know you more, God.

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FailuresArt

Dear God. Have you ever met a "Deer God?" Did he have fuzzy antlers? Did you talk to him like: "Dear Deer God..."

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FailuresArt

Dear God. Here is the drunktext I promisssd you cause wer buddies.

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MelissaG

Please open my heart, mind and soul.

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zamfir

@jrocka Or alternately, "Please make other people believe as I do."

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SAOIRSE

Dear God,
Awesome THANKYOU!

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tranquilitea

God, please give me peace.

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sior434

God, please....are you even listening?

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rachelstarlive

God, please make things ok...

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the23rdfloor

We need your cell phone number. Please.

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mamalikes

Peace, love, strength, humility and empathy. Please?

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jleigh355

wow so many mature comments lol

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jleigh355

I can't, you can, help me please!

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jrocka

Jesus reveal your truth to the broken

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zamfir

God, why am I talking to myself?

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abertagui

God, guide me trough the right path

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Ultramok

Dear Lucifer, grant me wisdom and serenity.

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Alysia

I want to spoon. Hold me forever.

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DStrom

I'm trusting that you have a plan.

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sopocalvin

Jesus watch out for the predator drones!

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laurenmuir

don't trust Your plan....want to though

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EnricoPolatzoOX

Where did I go wrong with you?

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kingtut

Dear God,get rid of Joe Jackson.

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kwr221

Dear God. Thank you. For everything. Really.

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ragamuffinpc

Jesus, have mercy on me, a sinner.

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emilydreams

Believing is easy. Trusting is hard. Help.

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kacee

Without Your mercy, there is no hope.

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Hotmamaminda

Pray for important things not parking spaces

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Tahbepet

Lord, help me trust in your plan

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themikewhite

Keep scratching my back; I've got yours.

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jillf16

Dear god, whatever needs to be done - just do it, and don't let the checks bounce.

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LT67

who are you?

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luckamimi143

Dear God, help me to be strong....

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andrewodom

God, where would you have me go?

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sabrinallowhappiness

More, more, more! Wanna love it all.

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Thomasee

God, Thanks. Just one more thing: Strength.

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danobru

If you're out there, thanks for everything.

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kh_14

Please send Jordan back here. Thank You.

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Cheetah

God, Thank You for my life. Amen

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fire838

God,

What can I do for You?

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EtAlors

Oh God, just get me through this.

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Rasputnik

Please guide my sports teams to victory.

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erikdbennett

Father God, this all seems so trite.

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AYzsaakc

I am doing just fine, thank you.

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gordonnc

dear God, let me love like You

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Nicki

Dear God, Thank you for loving me.

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spanishlady

let me know why I am here.

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sparrowstarz21

Lord, Please help me overcome all life's obsticles.

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Sarina

Dear God, Please give me a sign

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NeilAndrewFrancisco

Dear God,

Can you show me the way?

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amandahk

Ahem....whats up with all this fighting?

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melaniespancake

Dear God, make this migraine go away.

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niklovely

Dear God, please let it be okay.

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Perez

dear God, help me carry on.

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loloink

Are you there God? It's me, Kelly.

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BreezethroughTrees

Please help me feel and stay connected.

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Jennifer

@zamfir Your wish is our command, precious soul.

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riazlohrasbi

God, help me deal with these lunatics!

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zamfir

Hey dude, I wish you were real.

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