Well... I'm Alan. I'm Canadian which means I have an inherent hilarious view of life (winters here are so long...) and I enjoy copious amounts of bacon. During the long harsh winters (Last usually from Mid October to Mid April) I busy myself with reading about my favourite subjects. They happen to be quantum physics, theology, psychology, sociology, philosophy, comedy, and politics. Oh, and... wait, no, I already said comedy...
Anyways, that's all I can think of and I'm running out of space.
Yay!